Large swathes of western Queensland are currently experiencing a drought
caused by a lack of rain. I am currently experiencing a drought caused by a
lack of typewriters. I find that the frequency with which I blog is correlated
to the frequency with which I buy/sell typewriters. It’s been weeks now and
there hasn’t been anything half-reasonably priced that I’ve been keen on.
Except for one.....
But first, let us examine the term 'persistence'. My ageing dictionary defines persistence thus:
This isn’t the definition of persistence. Let me define
persistence for you. The second post that I ever posted on this blog, back in March
2013, detailed an Afternoon’s Sojourn where I went antique shopping and spotted
an Imperial 66 with the widest carriage I’ve ever seen. So wide, that it had little feet, akin to a crane on a building site, such that it didn't topple over. I wanted it. But it didn’t
work and the price tag was an unrealistic $170.
Paddington Antiques Centre, March 2013
Throughout the rest of
the year, by virtue of living fairly close by, I visited the Paddington
Antique’s centre around 3 more times. Each time it was still there and each time I would ask whether they might
consider a more realistic price for the wide carriage Imperial 66. Each time
they would not. Argh! Fast forward several months to December 2013 and what should come up
on eBay? Why, I’d spot that carriage a mile off!
First, a week at $80; no
takers, then a week at $60; no takers and now, yet again, listed for a week at
$59. Still no bids yet. During the two most recent iterations of this listing I’ve enquired
whether the seller may wish to accept a slightly lower price. But each time “No
sorry”. Aaaaaaaargh!! Here is someone who has been doggedly trying to sell this typewriter
for at least 10 months non-stop and God knows how long before
I first spotted it. Despite months (possibly years) in the shop, weeks on eBay
and despite lowering the price from $170 to $59, they just can’t move it. It
sure doesn’t stop them trying though. THIS, dear friends, is the definition of
The worst part is that I’m worried their persistence might
just pay off. In a moment of weakness I’m genuinely afraid I might swallow my
pride and fork out $59 for this 15kg, two foot wide hunk of scrap metal in the
vague hope of making it work, marveling at the width of its
carriage for a moment, writing the widest typecast ever known to man and then
eventually selling it for less than I paid for it. Typewriter droughts will do this
to a man...